Just a story.....

About the differences between boys and girls.
Carson talked his dad into playing Godzilla. They were having a great time killing each other, and biting off legs, arms, etc. "This one can shoot lasers from its eyes dad!" (appropriate killing godzilla noises included. Use your imagination!)
Enter: the little sister. Kenzie picks up the biggest godzilla and cradles it. Lovingly strokes its head and says, "Be nice to my baby."
The game is ruined.
Kenz rocks the baby back and forth, like any good mother would, and defends claims that her baby is a monster.
Dad," Thats your baby? He's kind of an ugly baby isn't he?"
(Moans, groans and whining from Carson in the background)
Kenzie looked at her baby, looked at the other godzillas and looked at her dad.
"Yep!"
She drops godzilla, and is gone without another word. Off to destry something else.